Welcome!
Before I will get all sentimental, and tell you how much I miss you, I will try to come straight to the point.
Couple of days ago, I read an articel on the web, about a blogger from the US. On his blog he put articles of a gentlemen behaviour towards women. These 8 articles discribe how men should act around women (don't get me started on the whole Bro Code thing, ok, don't get to upset yet!).
I am aware of the 8 articles, my dad told me all about them when I was 3, and back then we still had communism in Poland.
Anyway, I know what communism is about... All red polish people wanted the same for everybody.
But my Dad knew, that back then, without these 8 articles, nobody could get laid. Because the uthopic idea didn't work that perfect in Poland, and there was no line, you could stand at for hours to get laid. My Dad wanted me to know the basics of how do I survive in Red Poland, where the sex line didn't exist (apperently they had them in Belarus - but I am just saying what I heard:) so I had to now the rules. But times have changed, we live in Europe, liberal land, united one, and of all a modern society. And I read this article about that blogger, who got SUED!!! For being... now wait for it.... sexist!!!
Now, we live at the edge, times when women take the mens role, is it home, or job. One could tell They grew the balls!
So I am asking myself, WTF?
Stay with me...
Ok, nowadays, we have 3 types of women.
Type No 1
Woman who prefer a Gentleman
Type No 2
Women who pretend to prefer a Gentleman, but they like it dirty
Type No 3
Women who prefer it the dirty way
Ok, now you wonder, but Type No 4? The one that pretends to prefer it the dirty way, but she'd rather... NO!NO!NO! (singular form on purpose and this happens only ONCE in a lifetime!!!:)
I recognize the difference. You don't believe I do? Listen to that:
I was on the way to Berlin to visit my dear friends. Waiting for my train at the railway station still in Poland, I overhear a conversation, this hot chick standing next to me has on her mobile, and it goes like this...
"And I got very upset, so I told my boss to let me work on that project, 'cause I was waiting for it, working my ass off, and he wouldn't appreciate it. But he says, no Mike will take that job. So I finally asked is it because I am a woman? Because if that is so, then I will sue him for being a sexist pig, if he wont let me on this project. So he said I can co-work on that with Mike. So that is cool, and Mike is hot..... Yeah I know, [my boss] is a prick."
The conversation stopped, and we got on a train. Because I had only one bag i jumped on the train faster then she did, got a place and sat down. And then she comes, with two huge bags, and they looked as they were full of bricks. I looked at her, struggling with her bags, smiled at her. Then she says:
"Would you help me, instead of staring at me?! I want to put those bags up, so they won't lie on the floor."
And I said:
"No, I cannot help you. I am fully supportive when it comes to equality, emancipation, and most I hate those slicky sexists. So I guess no."
True story...
Back to the story, I researched on this blogger situations, he looks pretty good, knowing all the crazy laws that the US of Whatever provides their fellow Americans with...
An example of few of them...
1. A woman caught adjusting her stockings in public in either Dennison,Texas or Bristol, Tennessee could get up to 12 months in the state penitentiary. (Definitly this law hasbeen forced by a woman! Because who else?)
2. Michigan state law says women have to get their spouses' permission to get their hair done because legally, their wives' hair belong to them. (Happend to me once, on the third date came down bold...nailed it:):):):)
3. In New Mexico, women are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public. ( No objections)
4. In Owensboro, Kentucky, buying a new hat without her husband trying it on first is illegal. (C'mon, only if Knicks, or Yankees, but only a baseball cap)
5. In Tremonton, Utah, it is illegal to have sex while riding in an ambulance. Fair enough, except for the part where, if caught, only the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local newspaper", while her partner won't be charged and will remain anonymous. (Awesome, right?!)
6. It is illegal for women to wear pants in the city of Tucson, Arizona. (Yeah, they shouldn't be wearing any...)
7. A special cleaning ordinance was issued in Pennsylvania that bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling. No word on whether this applies to househusbands as well.
8. Patent-leather shoes are a no-no for women in Cleveland, Ohio, for the reason that the shiny finish of the shoes could help a man catch a reflection of their more private parts, especially when they're wearing skirts. (Why? Why? Why??? BTW, google the 24 similarities between women and a fish:)
10. Unless she is married, a woman is prohibited from parachuting on Sunday afternoons. (Whatever being married or just being a woman has anything to do with parachuting is beyond anyone.)
11. In Missouri, four women may not rent an apartment together. (bu..but...but..but WHY????)
12. A state law in Illinois dictates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts. (Well, there is reason for that, dear ladies)
Ok the last one, I don't approve...
13. An old (and hopefully repealed by now) law in Little Rock, Arkansas states that a man is legally allowed to beat his wife, but only when he uses a stick that is no more than three inches wide, and only once a month.
Now, you know, I don't approve because of MANY reasons...MANY:)
Bye FFM
PS.
I thought my dog to High-Five me!!! Will try to get a video of it!!!
Check that one out!!!!
http://jpberube.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/sexism.jpg
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